Q. What the heck kind of scorpion needs to be killed with a MACHETE? A. ...Very, very big one. |
Notice the helpful "Emergency Room Experience Guide" attached to the note... |
Read about how bank robbers escape on bicycle and how drug runners get less jail time than a perp caught with a pinched, undersized, out-of-season lobster. The news story about the girl shaving her private parts while driving is one of my favorites.