Wednesday, February 28, 2018

It's a crime if you don't adopt this diaper wearing rooster.

His name is Mad Max and he wears a diaper.
He's really cute. Don't be a chicken - adopt a rooster (for pet not for coq au vin).
You can get Mad Max at the Florida Keys SPCA. 

Monday, February 19, 2018

Friday, February 2, 2018

$550,000 gold bar thieves caught so that we may wear hats again!

In 2010, two burglars broke through the bulletproof glass to steal the $550,000 gold bar from Mel Fisher's museum.

They got away.

  The security cameras have footage of the theft, so I'm assuming that the escape must have been something VERY crafty, since it took the Feds EIGHT years to find them. I'm sorry to have to keep reminding you - Key West is an ISLAND.

Post theft, Mel Fisher's museum requires all visitors to take off their hats before they're allowed to enter.

It's worked so far - no hat-less person has stolen any gold.

Which one looks more suspicious?