Read about how bank robbers escape on bicycle and how drug runners get less jail time than a perp caught with a pinched, undersized, out-of-season lobster. The news story about the girl shaving her private parts while driving is one of my favorites.
In 2010, two burglars broke through the bulletproof glass to steal the $550,000 gold bar from Mel Fisher's museum.
They got away.
The security cameras have footage of the theft, so I'm assuming that the escape must have been something VERY crafty, since it took the Feds EIGHT years to find them. I'm sorry to have to keep reminding you - Key West is an ISLAND.
Post theft, Mel Fisher's museum requires all visitors to take off their hats before they're allowed to enter.
It's worked so far - no hat-less person has stolen any gold.