At 4:00 in the morning, a burglar entered a sailboat owned and occupied by a 93 year old man. The burglar started going through the belongings of the sailboat owner and refused to leave the boat. The owner went to neighbors to get help.
When they returned they found the robber asleep on the couch with a gift bag on his head (very tricky... he can't see you so you can't see him...soooo tricky).
They were initially unable to wake him but eventually they got him up and the police transported him to Monroe County Detention Center on Stock Island.