Sunday, January 17, 2016

"FBI releases photographs of Key West bank robber"


Local Key West authorities have turned to the FBI for help in the apprehension of the bank robber who escaped all possibility of capture..... when he sped away... on his bicycle.  The police cars were no match for this bicycle get-a-way on the 2X4 mile ISLAND.  The criminal must have fled over the ONE bridge off the island. I mean... he is probably almost to Big Pine Key by now (depending on the wind resistance on his BICYCLE).

The FBI is asking the local community for they are too busy or something.

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possible likeness to get-a-way vehicle...

1 comment:

  1. I like that nice lavender bag he has--to carry the money in? Maybe he'll have a different color for his next robbery? How festive!