Man arrested after defecating at golf course

I wonder if he did number two on hole number one? Article didn't say. 

When asked why he was pooping on the golf course, the suspect said laughingly, "I was in the woods."

So, I guess the answer is yes...to the "does the ____ poop in the woods?"  question.  

He has a nice prison potty now--so that is a happy ending. 

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