Monday, March 6, 2017

Man arrested after defecating at golf course

I wonder if he did number two on hole number one? Article didn't say. 

When asked why he was pooping on the golf course, the suspect said laughingly, "I was in the woods."

So, I guess the answer is the "does the ____ poop in the woods?"  question.  

He has a nice prison potty now--so that is a happy ending. 

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I think we've all had these golf shots. 

1 comment:

  1. The lower you go, the quicker my thumbs go up. In the air, that is.