The first year we lived here, I have to admit--I was completely duped. I read the paper on April 1st, and told Tom they were building a tunnel from Key West to Cuba and calling it the TUBA. I also reported that the military had taken back the Truman Waterfront in order to construct a 5 star resort for the homeless, complete with 2 Olympic sized pools so the homeless could stay in shape. I was totally sucked in...just too real!
Here are a few highlights from the 2018 edition (honestly, there are so many, it was hard to decide).
Almost everyone here has a MACHETE, so this article makes it seem too real. And since it's such a dog friendly island, you know the dog is going to get the burnt roast in the end. Perfect.
William Hackley does love himself a good salt pond. Could totally be true.
Or how about this ad?
Thank you Key West Citizen!
I love the April Fool's Day edition and that is