After five months of a high speed chase--the FBI nabbed him.
This is the guy who robbed a bank and got away on his BICYCLE.
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Nabbed another BAD FISH PERP
Whew.
Glad we got this BAD dude.
He was charged with SEVEN misdemeanor counts:
- possession of 15 over-the-limit hogfish (that is really over-the-top)
- possession of 6 undersized hogfish (show some compassion)
- possession of 2 undersized red grouper (sick bastard)
- possession of 2 out-of-season red grouper (too busy to check the calendar?)
- possession of 2 over-the-limit red grouper (make it stop)
- possession of 1 wrung lobster tail on the water (can't wait to wring the tail OUT of the water? what an ass.)
- interference with FWC officer (rude)
The bail was $8000.
Shouldn't it be more?
Heck the guy who shot another guy got out on $50,000 bail.
Time to PRIORITIZE.
http://www.thehulltruth.com/florida-georgia/753041-hogfish-poacher-nabbed.html#b
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/5199448/6/stock-illustration-5199448-scared-fish-.jpg
Glad we got this BAD dude.
He was charged with SEVEN misdemeanor counts:
- possession of 15 over-the-limit hogfish (that is really over-the-top)
- possession of 6 undersized hogfish (show some compassion)
- possession of 2 undersized red grouper (sick bastard)
- possession of 2 out-of-season red grouper (too busy to check the calendar?)
- possession of 2 over-the-limit red grouper (make it stop)
- possession of 1 wrung lobster tail on the water (can't wait to wring the tail OUT of the water? what an ass.)
- interference with FWC officer (rude)
The bail was $8000.
Shouldn't it be more?
Heck the guy who shot another guy got out on $50,000 bail.
Time to PRIORITIZE.
http://www.thehulltruth.com/florida-georgia/753041-hogfish-poacher-nabbed.html#b
http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/5199448/6/stock-illustration-5199448-scared-fish-.jpg
Man with Half a Beard Arrested in Florida
I don't think that this should be a crime-- sure it looks terrible--but is it arrest worthy? I think not.
Saturday, April 16, 2016
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
How to prevent crime in the Keys
I don't know if this is how crime prevention is done elsewhere...
... but in the Keys if someone's dog is consistently crapping on your yard AFTER you put up very cute and nice reminders for them to pick up after their dog--then it is OK to put this on your yard:
... but in the Keys if someone's dog is consistently crapping on your yard AFTER you put up very cute and nice reminders for them to pick up after their dog--then it is OK to put this on your yard:
Can anyone possibly guess who might have constructed these crime prevention posters?
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
"Cops use tattoos to identify wanted man"
I love this news article.
It points out two very important life lessons:
1. Do not tattoo "several distinctive clown tattoos" on your arm if you are wanted for violation of parole on robbery charges in Pennsylvania. OK--maybe in the chilly northern US you could get away with it in February--but not in the Keys. It's hot here criminals! You'll be in your sleeveless undershirt (or shirtless more likely, yuck). The police will see your identifying creepy clown tattoos and identify you.
2. When cornered by the police--do not jump in the water. Where are you going with that action? Cuba? You're not Diana Nyad.
Examples of clown tattoos you should NOT put on your arm...if you want to remain "at large".
You get the idea.
http://keysnews.com/node/72949
It points out two very important life lessons:
1. Do not tattoo "several distinctive clown tattoos" on your arm if you are wanted for violation of parole on robbery charges in Pennsylvania. OK--maybe in the chilly northern US you could get away with it in February--but not in the Keys. It's hot here criminals! You'll be in your sleeveless undershirt (or shirtless more likely, yuck). The police will see your identifying creepy clown tattoos and identify you.
2. When cornered by the police--do not jump in the water. Where are you going with that action? Cuba? You're not Diana Nyad.
Examples of clown tattoos you should NOT put on your arm...if you want to remain "at large".
You get the idea.
http://keysnews.com/node/72949
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
"Beer-drinking man with gun arrested"
Let me sum up the article for you:
Deputies were called to a residence in Key Largo because a man with a rifle and a handgun and a beer, had threatened construction workers in front of his house.
I've noticed something.
There is common thread to a lot of crime in the Keys.
BEER.
People really like their BEER here. Take this frustrated homeowner--he just wanted to have a beer in silence. Do you think he could just drink his damn beer in some peace and quiet? NO. The rifle didn't scare off the noisy construction workers. Still too much racket to drink his BEER. The handgun sticking out of his waistband didn't stop the commotion. Think of the risk this poor BEER drinking man took--the loaded gun might have gone off while still in his pants. Then he wouldn't be able to drink his BEER (theoretically, I guess you could still drink a BEER without a penis--but I think that you must have a penis to have a BEER and a gun).
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Deputies were called to a residence in Key Largo because a man with a rifle and a handgun and a beer, had threatened construction workers in front of his house.
I've noticed something.
There is common thread to a lot of crime in the Keys.
BEER.
People really like their BEER here. Take this frustrated homeowner--he just wanted to have a beer in silence. Do you think he could just drink his damn beer in some peace and quiet? NO. The rifle didn't scare off the noisy construction workers. Still too much racket to drink his BEER. The handgun sticking out of his waistband didn't stop the commotion. Think of the risk this poor BEER drinking man took--the loaded gun might have gone off while still in his pants. Then he wouldn't be able to drink his BEER (theoretically, I guess you could still drink a BEER without a penis--but I think that you must have a penis to have a BEER and a gun).
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