Thursday, May 14, 2015

" Police Discover Phallic pot Pipe"

While checking out a local pizza parlor for drug activity, the police found a penis-shaped pipe that was "still warm" in the store's garbage can.

(Let's just hope that the pipe was "still warm" from smoking marijuana.)

The police interrogated a person standing nearby who said that he didn't see anyone smoking pot...  the subject also added that he wasn't sure about that ...because he was drunk.

The final sentence of the article addresses the question on everyone's mind..."The report gave no mention as to the size of the pipe."

Can't get the whole article  online - have to buy the edition.  I told you all of the good stuff anyway.



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