If you do... this is ALWAYS what happens...
- a 66 year old man will be standing there
- he will be wearing your red sweater that you left in your car
- he will start to hit you with a stick
- when you ask why he is hitting you, he will say, "because I love you"
- when you get pissed and rip the sweater off his scrawny ass, he will be wearing only whitey tighteys
It's a guarantee folks. Note to self... keep the damn door shut (exception noted in the caption of photo).
|well .... unless it is David Beckham|